Message received by Operations:
date Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 11:55 PM
subject SOS SOS SOS
I have been kidnapped by the rogue Birmingham resistance, they have confirmed that I will be redeployed into NG1 at 1800 hours on Saturday.
SOS SOS SOS
Beware the Birmingham Resistance!
They have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those who live in Birmingham, but they have destabilised society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world.
Continued involvement with them could worsen the situation.